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		<title>Paris Jackson Saying Good Bye To Her Father.</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2009/07/07/paris-jackson-saying-good-bye-to-her-father/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:18:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Jackson&#8217;s daughter says good bye to her father. Paris Jackson was very sad but strong in her good bye. Let&#8217;s see where this roller coaster takes us.


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Michael Jackson&#8217;s daughter says good bye to her father. Paris Jackson was very sad but strong in her good bye. Let&#8217;s see where this roller coaster takes us.<br />
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		<title>Michael Jackson has died. He was 50 years old</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-has-died-he-was-50-years-old/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:50:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG! Wacko Jacko has bit the dust. I am heart broken.    At least he will go down in history along with Elvis. Michael stole Farra&#8217;s Thunder.



Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We&#8217;re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG! Wacko Jacko has bit the dust. I am heart broken. <img src='http://fuctweb.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />   At least he will go down in history along with Elvis. Michael stole Farra&#8217;s Thunder.<br />
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Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We&#8217;re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.</p>
<p>A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived.</p>
<p>Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was completely unresponsive.</p>
<p>We&#8217;re told one of the staff members at Jackson&#8217;s home called 911.</p>
<p>La Toya ran in the hospital sobbing after Jackson was pronounced dead.</p>
<p>Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince &#8220;Blanket&#8221; Michael Jackson II.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dies-death-dead-cardiac-arrest/">Full Story</a></p>
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		<title>Fender Bender</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2009/03/21/fender-bender/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 05:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
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Car Rear-Ended and Totalled at Red Light &#8211; Watch more Funny Videos
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		<title>Bernie Mac Is Dead At The Age Of 50</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:46:09 +0000</pubDate>
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Comedian Bernie Mac died in Chicago this morning after a hospitalization from pneumonia. He was 50 years old.
Listen America pick your head up and be proud. Bernie your the best!
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<p>Comedian Bernie Mac died in Chicago this morning after a hospitalization from pneumonia. He was 50 years old.</p>
<p>Listen America pick your head up and be proud. Bernie your the best!</p>
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		<title>Belly Dancer is No Good</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2008/01/19/belly-dancer-is-no-good/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 23:21:09 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Think she died?</p>
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		<title>Don Vito Guilty On Two Counts Of Sexual Assault</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2007/11/03/don-vito-guilty-on-two-counts-of-sexual-assault/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2007 21:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh man, Don Vito the crazy uncle of Bam Margera is going to be doing some time in jail. He is currently on suicide watch.

Margera yelled and flailed on the ground as the split verdict was read in a Colorado courtroom on Wednesday.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh man, Don Vito the crazy uncle of Bam Margera is going to be doing some time in jail. He is currently on suicide watch.</p>
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<p>Margera yelled and flailed on the ground as the split verdict was read in a Colorado courtroom on Wednesday.</p>
<p>Yelling &#8220;just kill me now&#8221; and falling over onto the ground, Vincent &#8220;Don Vito&#8221; Margera could not contain himself on Wednesday (October 31) when a jury delivered a split verdict of guilty on two counts of sexual assault on a child. The 51-year-old uncle of &#8220;Viva La Bam&#8221; star Bam Margera, who was acquitted of a third count, received the news after the jury in the case had deliberated for less than a day.</p>
<p>Margera had been accused of groping three young girls â€” one 14-year-old and two 12-year-olds â€” at an <a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1538973/20060821/id_0.jhtml">autograph signing</a> at a Colorado mall in August 2006 during which they lined up to have their photos taken with the former car painter. Three teen witnesses testified last week, saying they had seen Margera <a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1539239/20060823/id_0.jhtml">touching the girls inappropriately,</a> but the defense maintained that Margera had been in character at the event. On Friday, April Margera â€” Bam&#8217;s mother â€” testified for the defense, portraying her brother-in-law as a harmless, bumbling man.</p>
<p>During the two-week trial, his attorney had argued that Margera&#8217;s vulgar, obnoxious actions were part of his outrageous &#8220;Don Vito&#8221; persona. Prosecutor Jim Stanley countered that argument, according to the <em>Rocky Mountain News,</em> saying, &#8220;this man was out of control during this public event. He was so intoxicated that he peed his pants while with these children.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1573175/20071031/index.jhtml" title="Don Vito Jail Bate"> Full Story</a></p>
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		<title>Anna Nicole Smith Overdose Death Photo</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 01:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They are saying this is a police crime scene photo of Anna Nicole Smith after she died in her hotel room.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They are saying this is a <span class="articlefooter">police crime scene photo of Anna Nicole Smith after she died in her hotel room.<br />
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		<title>California Man Cuts Off Mom&#8217;s Head With Saw, Dies Trying to Cut Off His Own</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2007/05/11/california-man-cuts-off-moms-head-with-saw-dies-trying-to-cut-off-his-own/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 17:57:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LA HABRA, Calif.  â€”  An Orange County man cut off his mother&#8217;s head with a circular saw and then died after trying to decapitate himself, authorities said.
Police answered a 911 report of a family dispute at a Pinehurst Avenue home just after 5:30 a.m. Tuesday, entered a locked bedroom and found the body [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LA HABRA, Calif.  â€”  An Orange County man cut off his mother&#8217;s head with a circular saw and then died after trying to decapitate himself, authorities said.</p>
<p>Police answered a 911 report of a family dispute at a Pinehurst Avenue home just after 5:30 a.m. Tuesday, entered a locked bedroom and found the body of 60-year-old Guadalupe Ruiz on a bed, police spokeswoman Cindy Knapp said.</p>
<p nd="2">Arthur Ruiz Jr., 32, was on another bed with the saw nearby. He had died of neck injuries, police said.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50204424/TCT_Saw_Blade.jpg" alt="saw" /></p>
<p nd="2"><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,270994,00.html">Full Story </a></p>
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