Super Mario Vice City
Tags: Grand Theft Auto, GTA, Robot Chicken, Shrooms, Super Mario, Vice City
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Robot Chicken presents Super Mario meets Grand Theft Auto Vice City.
Mosque Slap Boxing
Tags: Boxing, Mosque, Slap, Smack
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No Burritos?
Tags: Border Hopper, Burrito, Illegals, Mexican
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Condom in Happy Meal
Tags: Condom, Happy Meal, Im loving it, McDonalds
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WELLINGTON, New Zealand — A grandmother was alarmed to find a condom in a happy meal gift pack bought for her 7-year-old granddaughter at a McDonald’s restaurant in New Zealand, local media reported Thursday. ROFL I thought their new slogan was I’m loving it, not I’m gloving it. yuk yuk yuk.
Dirt Weed Bong
Tags: 420, Badass, Blueprint, Bong, Dirt Weed Bong, Weed
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That’s a badass blueprint for a ghettofied bong.
Check out The Blur of Insanity’s Bong Design Page!
David Hasselhoff is a mess.
Tags: Baywatch, David Hasselhoff, Drunk, Mess, Pamea Lee, Pamela Anderson, Wasted
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David Hasselhoff is a drunk mess in this first video clip. Nobody would know who the fuck he is if it wasn’t for all the ass on Baywatch. The second clip is that classic Baywatch intro. Pamela Lee Anderson. <3 
Clip 1
Clip 2
SPIDER-MAN Speed Painting
Tags: Digital Art, Drawing, Speed, Spiderman, Tablet
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I really could give a shit about the new spider man 3, but I came across this and thought it was bad ass.
This drawing was made with a Digital Tablet, captured from the monitor in real-time and it was accelerated 3000 x. The music is from the soundtrack of Spiderman by Danny Elfman.
Doctor finds spiders in ear of boy with earache
Tags: Crazy, Creepy, Ear, Spider, weird, Wow
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ALBANY, Ore. – A 9-year-old boy who complained of an earache was a little surprised when the doctor told him that a pair of spiders had tried to make a home out of him.
“They were walking on my eardrums,” said Jesse Courtney.
One of the spiders was still alive after the doctor flushed the fourth-grader’s left ear canal.
His mother, Diane Courtney, said her son insisted he kept hearing a faint popping in his ear — “like Rice Krispies” — before the earache sent them to the doctor.
We could totally eat that pig.
Tags: 420, Bill Clinton, Family Guy, Peter Griffin, Pig, Spark
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Peter Griffin and Bill Clinton spark a fatty and steal a pig.
Tagacloud Post
Tags: Fuctweb, Tagacloud, Tagcloud
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I got fuctweb signed up to Tagacloud. Check it out. 
Britney takes stage again
Tags: Britney Spears, Disoriented, Eat, Food, House of Blues, Twinkie
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Britney takes the stage again at House of Blues. I just don’t know what she’s thinking. She looks mad disoriented in this video. I think she should become a professional twinkie eater.
Lindsay Lohan Caught Doing Blow on Tape
Tags: Blow, Busted, Clubs, Coke, Girl, Lindsay Lohan, Loser, Sex, Vid
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A friend of Lindsay Lohan has leaked a video clip she took of her ‘friend’ doing cocaine in a bathroom stall. The video and video still above shows Lohan letting her gal do a bump of coke off her own thumb.
The friend added: “Lindsay does not care who sees her do coke and where she does it.” And she has not managed to stay off the booze either. “She carries round a water bottle to try to fool everyone into thinking she is clean but she tips the water out and refills it with vodka and soda.” But she was caught out by a secret film made as she snorted the Class A drug at the exclusive Teddy’s nightclub in Hollywood’s Roosevelt Hotel. The video shows her arriving at 11pm and skulking round the toilets before creeping inside a cubicle. Wedged inside the loo with two friends, Lohan pulls a small bag of white powder from her jeans pocket. She dips her finger in and shoves the substance up one friend’s nose before snorting some up her own. And this was filmed just 20 days after she proudly emerged from therapy.
Her friend said: “That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before. She wasn’t even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor. I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become. When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat.“
But Lindsay is not only addicted to booze and drugs, she is also hooked on sex with some of Hollywood’s hottest men, says our insider. “She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco,” admitted the friend. “She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month. The last time was on April 15 after another house party. I think they went back to a hotel together afterwards. She is very protective over him and when she heard I had met him she sent me a text saying, ‘Stay away from him Bitch, he is mine.’ Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn’t sleep with him. She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law.
This should come as a surprise to no one. I think the most shocking revelations here are that Jude Law, Joaquin Phoenix and others would sleep with her. Leo….you had Gisele….now Lohan? Talk about a DOWNGRADE!
Peanut Butter On your Tires
Tags: cars, Crazy, peanutbutter, strange, tires, WTF
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Here is another one of thoes “is this fo real” vids. I just did this to my ride.
Washing Kids With KoolAid WTF
Tags: Crazy, Kids, Milf, Mom, Nuts, WTF
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I don’t know if this is serious but I bet the Milf down the street does this with her kids, that lazy bitch. Also so how does this clean the kid?
Cat ass pencil sharpener?
Tags: Ass, Cat, MEOW, Pencil, WTF
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WTF. This is so wrong, but I can’t stop laughing. Meowwwwwwwwww!
