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		<title>Pilot Pretend To Faint.. Passenger Screams For His Life.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:36:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Pilot pretends to faint and his passenger friend screams for his life. 
Pretty funny joke.. But I would be screaming my ass off too. 
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<p>Pretty funny joke.. But I would be screaming my ass off too. </p>
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		<title>Randy Couture chokes out Jim Norton via Opie&#8217;s eye</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2010/07/19/randy-couture-chokes-out-jim-norton-via-opies-eye/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 23:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ihate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the looks of this&#8230; It looks like it could really hurt. Norton being a great sport. I think he should take up UFC with that belly and man tits

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		<title>Ugly girls go Hot</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2010/07/10/ugly-girls-go-hot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 00:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ihate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow,  What a change.. Shes got it down.
Now i&#8217;m one funny mofo.. I think

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow,  What a change.. Shes got it down.</p>
<p>Now i&#8217;m one funny mofo.. I think</p>
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		<title>opie&#8217;s eye &#8211; Jim Norton plays the Vuvuzela with his butt  Heyy Ooooo</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2010/06/25/opies-eye-jim-norton-plays-the-vuvuzela-with-his-butt-heyy-ooooo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 19:39:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is what everyone is blowing on during the soccer games. Sounds like bugs are flying around if your watching on tv. Lil Jimmy decideds to use it a different way. 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is what everyone is blowing on during the soccer games. Sounds like bugs are flying around if your watching on tv. Lil Jimmy decideds to use it a different way. </p>
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		<title>BP Oil Spill &#8211; Coffee</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2010/06/15/bp-oil-spill-coffee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 14:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ihate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is how a real oil company works.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is how a real oil company works.</p>
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		<title>Americans Are So Smart</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2010/06/09/americans-are-so-smart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 18:43:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ihate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Come on people&#8230; Did you not go to elementary school?

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Come on people&#8230; Did you not go to elementary school?</p>
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		<title>2 Year Old Smokes 40 Cigs A Day</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2010/06/05/2-year-old-smokes-40-cigs-a-day/</link>
		<comments>http://fuctweb.com/2010/06/05/2-year-old-smokes-40-cigs-a-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 14:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ihate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wonder what his favorite brand is.  Great parents!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wonder what his favorite brand is.  Great parents!</p>
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		<title>Big Momma on a Swing</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2010/06/05/big-momma-on-a-swing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 13:58:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ihate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[She gets some mad air before crashing into the earth.
Big Chick Falls Off Swing &#8211; Watch more Funny Videos
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She gets some mad air before crashing into the earth.</p>
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		<title>Coco at Google</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2010/05/17/coco-at-google/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 19:50:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ihate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Stuff, Hes a giant.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funny Stuff, Hes a giant.</p>
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		<title>Eminem &#8211; 3AM (TBarker Remix)</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2010/05/04/eminem-3am-tbarker-remix/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 23:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ihate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Enjoy again..   

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Enjoy again..  <img src='http://fuctweb.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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