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Michael Jackson has died. He was 50 years old

ihate — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:50:41 +0000

OMG! Wacko Jacko has bit the dust. I am heart broken. At least he will go down in history along with Elvis. Michael stole Farra’s Thunder.

Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We’re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.

A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived.

Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was completely unresponsive.

We’re told one of the staff members at Jackson’s home called 911.

La Toya ran in the hospital sobbing after Jackson was pronounced dead.

Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince “Blanket” Michael Jackson II.

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The Juice Is No Longer Loose!!!

ihate — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 20:43:29 +0000

It took 13 years to the day to put OJ Simpson back in the slammer! I wonder what the sentance will bring. Stay tuned to watch this mother fucking murder fry. Â Remember this kids.. You can get away with murder as long as you have plenty of money but you can get away from armed robbery if you spent all your money on the murder case.Â So kids remember to save your money and you should be able to handle anything life throws at you.

Hooters girl

tikz — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:08:56 +0000

Might be time to take a few personal days.

Sarah Palin… Show us your tits!

menace — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:40:26 +0000

Sarah Palin... Show us your tits!

Spanish basketball players involved in controversial ad

ihate — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:14:44 +0000

Players for the Spanish menâ€™s and womenâ€™s basketball teams posed for a pre-Olympic newspaper advertisement in popular Spanish daily Marca, in which they are pictured pulling back the skin on either side of their eyes to narrow them. Click the Link for the full story Link

Isaac Hayes South Park’s Chef Is Dead at 65

ihate — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:41:36 +0000

MSNBC Reports

Isaac Hayes, the pioneering singer, songwriter and musician whose relentless “Theme From Shaft” won Academy and Grammy awards, died Sunday, the Shelby County Sheriff’s Office said. He was 65.

A family member found Hayes unresponsive near a treadmill and he was pronounced dead about an hour later at Baptist East Hospital in Memphis, according to the sheriff’s office. The cause of death was not immediately known.

In the early 1970s, Hayes laid the groundwork for disco, for what became known as urban-contemporary music and for romantic crooners like Barry White. And he was rapping before there was rap.

His career hit another high in 1997 when he became the voice of Chef, the sensible school cook and devoted ladies man on the animated TV show “South Park.”

Hood Rich

ihate — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:33:58 +0000

This picture is so funny

Bernie Mac Is Dead At The Age Of 50

ihate — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:46:09 +0000

Comedian Bernie Mac died in Chicago this morning after a hospitalization from pneumonia. He was 50 years old.

Listen America pick your head up and be proud. Bernie your the best!

Miley Cyrus On The Brink Of Destruction

ihate — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:02:14 +0000

Girls these days are just loco. Let the downfall begin! buckle your seat belts and enjoy the Ride!

6 Pack Abs

ihate — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 15:52:23 +0000

This guy has 6 pack abs!