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		<title>Randy Couture chokes out Jim Norton via Opie&#8217;s eye</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2010/07/19/randy-couture-chokes-out-jim-norton-via-opies-eye/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 23:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the looks of this&#8230; It looks like it could really hurt. Norton being a great sport. I think he should take up UFC with that belly and man tits

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		<title>opie&#8217;s eye &#8211; Jim Norton plays the Vuvuzela with his butt  Heyy Ooooo</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2010/06/25/opies-eye-jim-norton-plays-the-vuvuzela-with-his-butt-heyy-ooooo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 19:39:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is what everyone is blowing on during the soccer games. Sounds like bugs are flying around if your watching on tv. Lil Jimmy decideds to use it a different way. 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is what everyone is blowing on during the soccer games. Sounds like bugs are flying around if your watching on tv. Lil Jimmy decideds to use it a different way. </p>
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		<title>Coco at Google</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2010/05/17/coco-at-google/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 19:50:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Stuff, Hes a giant.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funny Stuff, Hes a giant.</p>
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		<title>Eminem &#8211; 3AM (TBarker Remix)</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2010/05/04/eminem-3am-tbarker-remix/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 23:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ihate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Enjoy again..   

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Enjoy again..  <img src='http://fuctweb.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Erock &#8211; Eats Raw Oyster Stew</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2010/04/27/erock-eats-raw-oyster-stew/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oysters are good eats right?

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oysters are good eats right?</p>
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		<title>Erock &#8211; Eats Pig Brains</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2010/04/25/erock-eats-pig-brains/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 16:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yuck Pig Brains.. Jimmy Norton Comments are classic. 
Props to E rock for trying em. God only know the dumb thoughts that pig had.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yuck Pig Brains.. Jimmy Norton Comments are classic. </p>
<p>Props to E rock for trying em. God only know the dumb thoughts that pig had.</p>
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		<title>Joe Rogan Hog Watch</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2010/04/15/joe-rogan-hog-watch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 15:49:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This creepy dude always watches Joe change after his workout. Joe decided to document it and catch the creep in action. 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This creepy dude always watches Joe change after his workout. Joe decided to document it and catch the creep in action. </p>
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		<title>Old Spice &#124; Blocker :15</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2010/04/14/old-spice-blocker-15/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 17:35:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Commercial is hilarious. The ending is the best part. 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This Commercial is hilarious. The ending is the best part. </p>
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		<title>Paris Jackson Saying Good Bye To Her Father.</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2009/07/07/paris-jackson-saying-good-bye-to-her-father/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:18:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Jackson&#8217;s daughter says good bye to her father. Paris Jackson was very sad but strong in her good bye. Let&#8217;s see where this roller coaster takes us.


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Michael Jackson&#8217;s daughter says good bye to her father. Paris Jackson was very sad but strong in her good bye. Let&#8217;s see where this roller coaster takes us.<br />
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		<title>Michael Jackson has died. He was 50 years old</title>
		<link>http://fuctweb.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-has-died-he-was-50-years-old/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:50:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG! Wacko Jacko has bit the dust. I am heart broken.    At least he will go down in history along with Elvis. Michael stole Farra&#8217;s Thunder.



Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We&#8217;re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG! Wacko Jacko has bit the dust. I am heart broken. <img src='http://fuctweb.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />   At least he will go down in history along with Elvis. Michael stole Farra&#8217;s Thunder.<br />
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<img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/06/0625_michael_jackson_bn4.jpg" alt="Michael Jackson Dead" /><br />
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Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We&#8217;re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.</p>
<p>A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived.</p>
<p>Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was completely unresponsive.</p>
<p>We&#8217;re told one of the staff members at Jackson&#8217;s home called 911.</p>
<p>La Toya ran in the hospital sobbing after Jackson was pronounced dead.</p>
<p>Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince &#8220;Blanket&#8221; Michael Jackson II.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dies-death-dead-cardiac-arrest/">Full Story</a></p>
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