Paris Is Locked Up
Tags: Blow, Cocaine, Crack, Heroine, Jail, Lindsay Lohan, Moon shine, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Prag, Prison, Shank
Paris entered jail today for 45 days. It has been all over the news this past week and maybe finally people will shut the fuck up. What I’m about to say is fiction and just for shits and giggles. It has been said that Paris may use this time locked up to write a diary of prison life. First off, no one is really sure she can read and write. However, we do know she can make sex tapes. I would really like to see Paris forced into some hardcore shank point prison sex. When I bring this up I think of Charlize Theron from Monster. It would be so raw if a bull dyke like Aileen Wuornos became her cell mate. I want you to think about HBO’s hit prison series OZ. It would be so wonderful to have a butch bitch pimping Paris out like a prag. This would open up so many opportunities for the video. Let’s see…interracial, gang bang, bondage, skull fucking, and the list goes on. As Paris would say, “That’s Hot”. We all know lock up wouldn’t be shit with out drugs. Nicole Richie could sneak right in through the cracks in the prison walls and cell bars. Maybe she would bring Paris some stuff to make moon shine and some Heroine. I’m sure Lindsay Lohan would come through for a conjugal visit with some crack rocks and blow stuffed up her ass crack. Yes, this could be an awesome video. I’m telling you Monster slash OZ slash Simple Life slash One Night in Paris. Here are some images to help you vision this. 
July 30th, 2007 at 3:20 am
Hey there, I think This is awesome and very funny! Maybe you can put it on your site somewhere.
http://www.lockuplohan.com
Thanks, keep makin us laugh!
Later,
Mike D